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Peter's prediction

2Pe 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: 6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:

Get outta here!! you mean to tell me that Peter actually called this way back then. Number one that they would say "where is he? if God is real then why does he delay his coming? Number two that they willingly are ignorant of a worldwide flood, regardless of all the overwhelming evidence. You know how many times I read this? and bam! one day it just hits ya. Good call Peter.

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Tele-Porter

Below is a series of emails that were sent to a friend of mine apparently from himself and a friend of his and apparently from the future. He forwarded them to me asking if I was the alleged Morpheus of the last two eamils. Well, to my knowledge, No. But then again who is to say? Maybe I do stumble upon something and then initiate such an exchange.


10-23-2014

Hi Alonzo,

This is Alonzo from the future.

Very Important! Don't drink the coffee today. I gotta go William is coming. Oh, um, in about a year you will begin to struggle with your sexuality, That is where William comes in.

p.s. They are watching you through your shower head.

Alonzo




10-24-2014

Hi Alonzo,

Alonzo from the future again.

You drank the coffee, didn't you? Ok, I'll have to figure out a way to fix this, I'll get back with you on that later.

I just found out that they are lying to us again. You have to turn your solar panels down toward a huge patch of grass to get a better solar absorption. Just like if you skip a rock off the surface of water the rock will pick up speed on the up swing. So will the suns rays pick up speed as it skips off the grass and picks up speed, you will get a faster charge on your battery pack. Ok, more later.

By the way, I have not time traveled, yet. Just a close friend of yours learned how to send messages to a particular time period. So far we can only send to email, and fax machines, and we have just about figured out Morse code. I'm not going to give you our friends name yet, he will come to you. Besides, I told you not to drink the coffee and you did anyway so if I tell you his name then tell you not to tell him yet, guess what will happen? You will tell him, and we don't need that, he already thinks you're crazy.

Based on this research that we did, we have begun building a time tele-porter, we cant send people back yet but we have sent two things back, an apple and a bag of coffee. We first tried sending the apple forward, but it won't go, maybe because there is no future, then we sent it back and bingo. Then we sent back a bag of coffee to your time period. Two problems with that, one we realized that it was coffee meant for women (laced with female hormone). Which leads to the other problem, we don't know which of our houses the coffee would have ended up at. So now, I have a female part that I shouldn't have and it will begin showing signs in you in about a week. I will have to send an antidote to you, give me some time on that.

Keep all this stuff to yourself please, we don't need any agents trying to block our plans.

AFF

(Alonzo From the Future)




10-25-2014

When we get this Tele-porter working we are going to the Time Traveler convention. http://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/

AFF




10-26-2014

What would phones look like if ears weren't located anywhere near your mouth??

AFF




10-27-2014

Hi Alonzo,

I think we got this worked out with the coffee antidote. We were able to send a penny back to you, it is a 1982 penny. Just remember that was the year that you know what and you know what else happened, Ha Ha, yea I don't need to tell you, you know what I mean. Anyway we aimed for your pocket but not sure that it got there, our aim isn't quite zeroed in yet so search around in your room in case it landed elsewhere. You need to swallow the penny, the pH level of your stomach acids will draw the physiomorphism agents out of the penny and directly into your blood stream causing our desired affect and letting the rest of the penny to just pass through. Now we know that you may have more than one of the same penny, I hate to tell you this but... swallow up, but take them a half an hour apart from each other.

We are also working on text messaging to your cellphones, and once that works we will be able to take the next step and call you. The only problem that we see is that its harder to stay hidden from the government when bouncing messages of the cell towers, yea I bet you weren't expecting that huh? I was always suspicious of those cell towers. So when I call you we can catch up on all the questions that I'm sure you have, but when I call I will tell you that my name is Neo. Ha Ha, what a rabbit hole we will make Alice.

I will talk to you later.

AFF a.k.a. Neo




10-28-2014

Greetings Neo

I know what your real name is and I know that you made contact with yourself, but talking to yourself from any time period is still considered crazy so stop it! Also, from this point on we will know longer use given names, you will be known as who you are know by in my time period and that name is Neo. Because of the gravity of the situation and the importance of this mission we cannot tip off who we really are and thus impede what we have set out to do. This project must continue on and some of the work that you started in your time must continue with a little guidance to help improve our goals.

The Neo of my time asked me to implore you to take that penny. I really don't care about the personal problems that you and you have, but you are having a problem with knowing how to properly maintain yourself, so yes take the penny already. By the way, I will not tell you again, Stop bringing William to the compound! I will not allow this to go any further. We took out "The Chill", demolished "Angles", and will do the same to their new hang out "Where Fairy's Fly" and I hope his is in there when we do.

Ok on to the mission, you had a great idea about time capsules. You found a lot of stuff that we would need and put them in containers and buried them out of sight and out of mind so that when we are raided they wont be at our compound. When the time came you did good at figuring out what to put in the containers so I wont bore you with all of that but we need you to add one more thing to them and that is condoms. They are the best thing we found to work with our needle sensor, you'll learn more about them later. Go to stores and ask for extra extra small and get as many as you can be very insistent that you acquire them (that becomes a gift that you acquired) they don't normally keep them on the shelves but they have boxes full of them in back. I think they deliberately pulled them off the shelves during our time because they know what we are using them for.

How far do you think this rabbit hole goes??

Morpheus




10-29-2014

Neo,

You still are not allowed to approach me in your time period which is why my true identity is not revealed yet and since our identity is to be hidden when we communicate I will never tell you who I am directly. However, once I begin work on this project (in your time) I will be willing to talk at that time. Remember, I come on this ability purely by accident so it is not something I will even know about until it happens, and I need to come about it naturally so don't mess this one up Neo!

Once you are done with the first project the nest one to begin work on is in the may 2007 city meetings. The legislatures will know about a substance that can save a TON of money for the consumers but they will try to pigeon hole the idea and not even bring it up in the meeting. But you my brave friend will bring it up for them. The substance lay in the bark of trees and it can be extracted as oils and these oils are super lubricating in the sense that you can put a cup of this in your engine and will lubricate for 20,000 miles and there is a guy on Jerusalem Hill that has this ready to go and it will make this area rich and he has bark up to his eyeballs. So in that meeting in may as you sit behind that man you normally do just say "bark". and when they ask what you said just repeat "bark" and they will be forced to talk about the issue. If you have to be adamant and shout bark continuously until they cave.

How deep will this rabbit hole go??

Morpheus



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