Wow!! this is an email I accually recieved from some one. I almost deleted it along with several other pieces of spam I recieved. I'm glad I slowed down a bit to read it. Maybe I'll reply to it. hehe. I really really really hope this is a joke:P Oh and ah, you gotta read this while imagining that the Twilight Zone theme music is playing in the background.

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From: webmaster@epi.com (Frank Young)

Subject: Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!!

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message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!

Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to:

Robby0809@aol.com

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!

Thanks

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